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This morning was a very early start. I had to get to the studio in time to print a couple of things off and stick them up before it was time for the Loovre to go on it’s journey at 9am!

Getting down the stairs with a portable toilet takes some doing and three strong men! Once at the bottom of the stairs we were greeted by a photographer from the newspaper. After positioning the Loovre out on the street i had to stand inside and had some photographs taken – very embarrassing indeed, especially as at this time of the morning there were lots of people arriving at university!

Upon arriving at the exhibition venue the struggle was then on to get the gallery out of the van and inside the building!…

Once inside, i touched up a couple of bits of paint from the move, removed the bubble wrap and swept the floor.

After wrapping the portable loo up with a big red ribbon, i am all set for the opening of Bog Standard Gallery tomorrow night!

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Today was a looong day in the terdis. In fact i think i have spent about 100 hours in there now and that is possibly quite worrying. Time does seem to disappear in there though!

Today involved all the finishing off bits, and of course putting the actual pictures up!

I painted the edge of the floor black to make it look neater, as before the bare wood was left exposed.

I made a sign for the front door, keeping in with the style of the signs usually used on the exterior of a portable toilet.

And made a visitors book!…

When i left the studio at 8pm this evening, Bog Standard Gallery was 99.9% finished, just a couple of little things to do in the morning and then i will be done, woo!

The most exciting thing i did today was put up a fire exit sign above the door, got to be thinking about health and safety! Although ironically i gave myself quite a bad cut off the edges of the fire exit sign 😦

After a lot of confusion over the measurements i left B&Q with all the wood panels i needed for the walls and the floor. This wood turned out to be a bargain as the man at the checkout miscalculated what i had bought, oops! I think i could have even made a profit from buying this wood as when i told the staff that my offcuts didn’t fit in the car and offered them back they wanted to give me a refund for them!


Back at my studio, i set about making a new floor to cover where i had removed the toilet. This took ages and was a real pain because the floor is such a funny shape and is anything but symmetrical. After making many templates and running up and down to the woodwork room many times i was finally almost there with the floor.

 

After i have secured these in with screws i will begin laying the oak panels on the floor.

 

My plan for the portable toilet is to convert the inside into a traditional gallery space. I will call this ‘Bog Standard Gallery’. With white walls, a wooden floor and little spot lights, i will use this space to exhibit my toilet sign photographs.
This plan therefore involved the removal of the actual toilet (shown in the photograph to the right) which revealed a whole load of surprises! Needing somewhere to tip this stinking toilet bowl i put an advert for it on Freecycle.
I was extremely suprised when two days later a man came to collect the toilet bowl – and was ecstatic at the prospect of turning it into a pond! Hmmm.

With the toilet out, there was more cleaning to do…there were quite a few slugs and spiders in there but they really were the least of my worries! I have never felt as dirty as i did once i had finished!

After taking lots of measurements of the walls i went off to B & Q to buy some wood to panel these off and get some wood to fill the hole in the floor.

After deciding i would like to house my collection of toilet sign photographs inside a portable toilet the search to find one was on. This was proving more difficult than i thought, and only made me more and more determined to get my hands on one of those blue phone box style portable toilets  you see on the side of the motorway.

A trip to Elliott Loo Hire in Eccles turned out to be a dream come true when i arrived at a site full of rows and rows of portable toilets in every colour you can imagine! It was here that i bargained for and bought a toilet that was very excitingly delivered to my studios about a week later.

Portaloo Heavenertrte

After three men struggled with it up the stairs to the studio i opened the door of the portable toilet to find the toilet completely intact and full of water and chemicals ready to be used!

I guess with all the excitement surrounding my purchase, it hadn’t once crossed my mind that this portable toilet had once been full of poo and that the smell would be absolutely revolting! So i settled myself with a bucket, mop and plenty of bleach and spent a full morning scrubbing it until it smelt of citrus fruits!